Welcome to 'How to Fail at Absolutely Everything.com'...
I have painstaking compiled a veritable plethora of advice and tips to help you fail, with ease, in every aspect of your life… 10 mins each day spent reading this blog and applying the simple advice presented herein will doubtless make you poorer, end relationships, sap your vitality and generally make you really rather sad if it doesn’t in fact kill you altogether.
All advice offered is ‘tongue in cheek’ style and often are distillations of insights I have had as a result of some rather iffy decisions I have made throughout my tired, luckless life… while I tend to my scars I will let you read on, learn and enjoy! ;-)
If you have any ideas for articles or would like to become a regular contributor of original material then please email me.
First of all, choose your perspective partner carefully, the best place for women to look is usually in pubs and clubs, self help groups may also be worth a try, after all, if you can start out with damaged goods then your halfway there already girls! As for the men, they might like to try […]
Read more about How to help your Marriage fail!
April 15th, 2007
The first time you get a spam message most people think “hey, great, I’m on the map! Someone I don’t know has taken the time to contact me!”. Admittedly this mild ego rush is not long lived and soon you start to see spam as really very annoying as you spend so much […]
Read more about How to Fill Your Inbox with Spam!
November 21st, 2006
Getting promoted normally means more responsibilty, more money and more opportunities for personal development. To make sure your career becomes stagnant we will highlight some of the main do’s and don’ts to ensure you never wind up getting promoted, earning more money or realising your full potential.
People tend to get promoted for a variety […]
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November 17th, 2006
Sleep is a darned annoying thing… without enough of it you die, you tend to need it most at the least appropriate times and you can’t bank it for future use! Anyway, I have compiled some tips to ensure that you never get a full nights sleep again and that you live the rest […]
Read more about How to Sleep Really Badly
November 12th, 2006
High blood pressure isn’t a nice thing, it can lead to premature death via kidney failure, stroke, heart attacks to name but a few. Blood pressure tends to rise with age due to a variety of factors including stiffening and furring of the arteries which makes the heart have to work harder to push […]
Read more about How to Give Yourself High Blood Pressure
November 7th, 2006
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