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	<title>How to Fail at Absolutely Everything!</title>
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	<description>ideas and tips for wrecking your life...</description>
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		<title>How to Fail at Keeping Houseplants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ozzy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This could be viewed as a companion piece to How to Fail at Gardening.  Not everyone has a piece of land to experiment with growing weeds and cat faeces, so here is a guide to maintaining a home full of dead or dying pot plants. 
The best start is to pick up a pot plant from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to fail your Driving Test!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 13:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlickChick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure there are a lot of you out there that have managed this at least once in the past, in the days when you used to marvel at how people could do a different thing with all four limbs at once, keep to the speed limit, watch other traffic, obey the rules of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make a lousy Sandwich!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlickChick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Food and Cooking</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, making a sandwich is a very personal thing, we each have our own method, some butter the bread,some add an extra slice in the middle,some cut the crusts off (these people are easy to spot, they&#8217;re the ones with straight hair!!!) Therefore, it stands to reason that there are also countless ways to fail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How not to grow Flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlickChick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>General</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never had green fingers, so this particular failure comes easy to me. Apparently, growing flowers from seeds is the most difficult way of doing it as opposed to buying the plant at your local garden center and just watering it until you see flowers, so id opt for the seed approach to maximize your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to rear awful Kids!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/relationships/14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlickChick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Relationships</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, if you&#8217;re going to do it, do it properly right from the start. Make sure that at least one of the gene contributors is as ugly as sin, preferably both of you if at all possible, this way you ensure that the kid gets a bad start, and if there are any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to help your Marriage fail!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/love/13/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlickChick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Love</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, choose your perspective partner carefully, the best place for women to look is usually in pubs and clubs, self help groups may also be worth a try, after all, if you can start out with damaged goods then your halfway there already girls! As for the men, they might like to try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Fill Your Inbox with Spam!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/work/10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ozzy</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Work</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first time you get a spam message most people think &#8220;hey, great, I&#8217;m on the map!  Someone I don&#8217;t know has taken the time to contact me!&#8221;.  Admittedly this mild ego rush is not long lived and soon you start to see spam as really very annoying as you spend so much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Never Get Promoted!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/work/9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ozzy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting promoted normally means more responsibilty, more money and more opportunities for personal development.  To make sure your career becomes stagnant we will highlight some of the main do&#8217;s and don&#8217;ts to ensure you never wind up getting promoted, earning more money or realising your full potential.
People tend to get promoted for a variety [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Sleep Really Badly</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/health-and-fitness/8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ozzy</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health and Fitness</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sleep is a darned annoying thing&#8230; without enough of it you die, you tend to need it most at the least appropriate times and you can&#8217;t bank it for future use!  Anyway, I have compiled some tips to ensure that you never get a full nights sleep again and that you live the rest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Give Yourself High Blood Pressure</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofailatabsolutelyeverything.com/health-and-fitness/7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ozzy</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health and Fitness</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[High blood pressure isn&#8217;t a nice thing, it can lead to premature death via kidney failure, stroke, heart attacks to name but a few.  Blood pressure tends to rise with age due to a variety of factors including stiffening and furring of the arteries which makes the heart have to work harder to push [...]]]></description>
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